laugh-addict:

I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

nataliemeansnice:

this is me trying to saunter towards sexy people.

sodamnrelatable:

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

Mmm yes my favorite refreshment

Idk how this makes me single probably cuz I make boys cry

Is it cheating that I found a question on Reddit that’s asking why they’re single and I’m getting hilarious answers I might just quote/get inspiration form them. Is that cheating…? 

Nah.

I’m poor and can’t take anyone out on fancy dates. 

WARNING: RANTING 

I’m pansexual (look it up if you don’t know) and I struggle because I run into these attitudes a lot:

Straight men: you’re gay wait I’m not a girl oh you like both oh so you’ll have a threesome right?!

Lesbians: Ew you like men you’re not really gay no I’m not willing to date you. 

In essence: People are afraid of my sexuality. 

“You like…both genders?”

“What do you mean there’s more than two?”

I’m not good at being… a lady. (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS)

Every goddamn time